Red Lobster® Bacon-Wrapped Stuffed Shrimp

It's shrimp, it's bacon, it's cheese; what's not to like?
 It's one of the latest tasty appetizers on the Red Lobster
 menu, and now you can dupe it at home. Find some large shrimp,
a wooden skewer, and cook the bacon about halfway to done before
 you begin. Mix up a clone of Red Lobster's top secret seasoning
 and the cilantro-ranch dipping sauce, and you're minutes away
 from scarfing down a delectable dish that's meant to be a teaser
 for what's to come. Looks like you'd better make the main coarse
 a real doozy. 

Seasoning
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon paprika
dash ground black pepper
dash cayenne pepper
dash allspice

Dipping Sauce
1/3 cup ranch dressing
1/4 teaspoon dried cilantro
     (or 1/2 teaspoon fresh minced cilantro)

5 pieces bacon
5 large shrimp
3 slices fresh jalapeno
1 ounce pepper jack cheese
Open the shrimp, put a jalapeno slice in there, a chunk of
 cheese on top, and wrap it all up with bacon.

When skewering, be sure to face all the shrimp the right direction
 -- like a tight little Rockettes kick line.

1. Preheat oven to broil.
2. Make the seasoning blend by combining the ingredients in a small
 bowl. Set this aside.
3. Make the dipping sauce by combining the ranch dressing with
cilantro in a medium bowl.
4. Cook the bacon in a frying pan over medium/high heat, but don't
 cook it all the way to crispy. You want undercooked bacon that,
when cool, will easily wrap around the shrimp. Cook the bacon about
 3 minutes per side, and don't let it brown. When the bacon is done
 lay it on paper towels to drain and cool.
5. Shell the shrimp, leaving the last segment of the shell and the
tail. Remove the dark vein from the back of the shrimp, and then
cut down into the back of the shrimp, without cutting all the way
through, so that the shrimp is nearly butterflied open. This will
 make a pocket for the pepper and cheese.
6. Pour 1 cup of water into a small bowl. Add the shrimp and jalapeno
 peppers and microwave for 60 to 90 seconds. Shrimp should be starting to firm up and change color. Immediately pour the water out of the bowl, remove the jalapeno slices and pour cold water over the shrimp. Place the the shrimp and jalapeno pepper slices onto paper towels to drain off excess water.
7. Build the appetizer by cutting the jalapeno slices in half and
 removing the seeds. You should now have 6 jalapeno slices -- you'll
 need 5 of these. Place one slice into the slit on the back of a shrimp. Cut an inch-long chunk of cheese (about 1/4-inch thick), and place it on the jalapeno slice. Wrap a piece of bacon around the shrimp, starting where the cheese is. Start wrapping with the thinnest end of the bacon. Go 1 1/2 times around the shrimp and then cut of the excess bacon and slide a skewer through the shrimp, starting with the end where the cheese is and piercing the cut end of the bacon on the other side. Repeat with the remaining shrimp and slide them onto the skewer with the tails facing the same direction.  
8. Put the skewer onto a baking sheet or broiler pan and sprinkle
 a very light coating of the seasoning blend over the shrimp, then
 broil for 3 to 4 minutes or until the bacon begins to brown and
the cheese begins to ooze. Serve over a bed of rice if desired.
 Feed the left over bacon pieces to the dog while you scarf out
on the shrimp.
Serves 2 as an appetizer.